Terrifying Monkey Paw Wishes in Phasmo — Don't Make These

Introduction

In the world of Phasmophobia, joking about "monkey paw" wishes can be tempting — but a thoughtful, positive message does more to lift spirits (and keep the team focused). Use these ready-made wishes when you want to encourage teammates, lighten the mood after a scary round, celebrate a clean run, or simply send good vibes before a hunt. They’re short, shareable, and safe to use in chat, stream overlays, or private messages.

For success and achievement

• Good luck — go clear that objective and come back with all the evidence!
• May every crucifix and EMF cooperate for you tonight.
• Smash that objective. You’ve got the instincts and the gear.
• Wishing you a flawless hunt and an easy exorcism — you deserve it!
• May your sanity hold steady and your photos be legendary.
• Here’s to clean runs, minimal jumpscares, and max XP!

For safety and protection

• Stay safe out there — may your flashlight never flicker at the worst moment.
• May every door lock and every room stay in your favor tonight.
• Sending a protective vibe: may the ghost pass you by and leave you unharmed.
• Keep calm and call for backup — may teammates show up when you need them.
• Wishing you steady hands and a full set of crucifixes at the ready.

For courage and bravery

• You’ve got this — walk in, breathe, and take the evidence like a pro.
• May your courage be louder than the footsteps in the hall.
• Bravery on demand: here’s to facing fears and coming out stronger.
• When the lights go out, may your heart stay steady and your resolve stronger.
• Go in with confidence — even when it’s scary, you’re tougher than the ghost.

For teamwork and camaraderie

• Teamwork makes the hunt work — here’s to smooth comms and perfect revive timing.
• May every teammate watch your back and spot what you miss.
• Sending good vibes to the whole squad — may you all sync up and succeed.
• May your callouts be clear and your backups prompt — keep each other safe.
• High fives for everyone — let’s turn that tense run into a legendary story.

For happiness and humor

• May the ghost prefer the other house tonight — and leave you with memes to tell.
• Wishing you more laughs than screams on this run.
• If you get a jump scare, may it come with a hilarious reaction clip.
• May your worst moment be a silly fail and your best be a heroic save.
• Hope you find the funny in the fearful — laughs heal the spookiest nights.

For recovery and resilience

• Tough match? Shake it off — may your next run restore your confidence.
• Wishing you quick recovery and steady hands after a rough hunt.
• May each failure teach you something and make your next attempt stronger.
• You handled that — here’s to learning fast and coming back better.
• Sending patience and persistence: keep trying, and the results will come.

Conclusion

A small, sincere wish can turn tension into teamwork and fear into fun. Use these messages to brighten a teammate’s run, ease the sting of a bad round, or add a little encouragement before you head back into the hunt — positive words travel faster than any ghost.